I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.

My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.