I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.
The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?
My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.