If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up a piano player in a bawdy house.

Some of my best friends never agree with me politically.

Any story worth telling is worth exaggerating.

The President hears a hundred voices telling him that he is the greatest man in the world. He must listen carefully indeed to hear the one voice that tells him his is not.

The stress stops here

A person who is fundamentally honest doesn't need a code of ethics. The Ten Commandments and the Sermon on the Mount are all the ethical code anybody needs.

The Republican party still helps the rich and sticks a knife in the back of the poor.