If I hadn't been President of the United States, I probably would have ended up a piano player in a bawdy house.

Democrats work to help people who need help. That other party, they work for people who don't need help. That's all there is to it.

I said that an expert was a fella who was afraid to learn anything new because then he wouldn't be an expert anymore.

A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a politician to run a government. A statesman is a politician who's been dead 10 or 15 years.

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.

Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

Experience has shown how deeply the seeds of war are planted by economic rivalry and social injustice.