The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something.
A dream is only a dream.. until you decide to make it real
My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.
Truth is, I don't mind getting a black eye or broken arm for a girl as long as she's there to kiss it after.
I like girls who have two eyes
I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.