My first real crush was... Louis Tomlinson.
Truth is, I don't mind getting a black eye or broken arm for a girl as long as she's there to kiss it after.
A short skirt and lots of makeup won't impress me.
I can take critism, but if it's like 'I don't like you' then I want to know why people don't like me. Why do you hate me? What have I done?
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet