I don't want to be viewed as a womaniser or whatever. I don't like going crazy crazy, I like having fun but it's nice to wake up in your own bed, isn't it?

I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.

Written in these walls are the stories that I can't explain

The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something.

I don't think you can define love.

A real girl isn't perfect and a perfect girl isn't real.

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana