Simple, yet effective!

I'm an 18-year-old boy, and I'm having fun. I'm just not having as much fun as people make out.

And you still have to sqeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me.

I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.

I don't think you can ever get used to being this famous. I've learnt how to keep things separate or at a distance. I've nothing to hide. But seeing this as work, like a job, means I can take a step back. It's me right now in front of you and in the papers but it's not all of me. If you give yourself entirely to the business, you'd end up going mad. And I'm not mad. Not yet.

Ages ago, my girlfriend had this little park near her house, with a bridge running over a stream and I set up all these candles on the bridge. But when I called her and told her she said it was too dark and she wasn't coming out.

We have a choice..To Live or To Exist.