I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

I'm an 18-year-old boy, and I'm having fun. I'm just not having as much fun as people make out.

And you still have to sqeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me.

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet

My worst habit is...getting naked all the time haha...sorry.

I can see how you could get dragged into the bad stuff, but I've got good friends around me, good family. I think I've got my head screwed on.

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana