I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.

I’m still waiting for that passionate kiss in the rain.

Australian schools have cool uniforms. I wish I had to wear a woven straw hat for maths.

And you still have to sqeeze into your jeans, but you're perfect to me.

I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.

let us die young, or let us live forever, We dont have the power but we Never say Never.. Sooner or later we all will be gone, y dont u stay young?