The most successful way to play golf is the easiest way.
I'm the best and I'll thank you to remember that.
Never saw one worth a damn.
No matter what happens, keep on hitting the ball.
Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.
Don't praise your own good shots. Leave that function to your partner who, if a good sport, will not be slow in performing it.