If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.

Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.

There are many ways of performing the operations successfully. I can claim, however, to be in a position to explain how not to putt. I think I know as well as anybody how not to do it.

No matter what happens, keep on hitting the ball.

Never saw one worth a damn.

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.