Spend your money on the things money can buy. Spend your time on the things money can’t buy.

If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.

My father always told me: 'Give somebody a hand and he'll take an arm.

A friend to kill time is a friend sublime.

I stare at her chest. As she breathes, the rounded peaks move up and down like the swell of waves, somehow reminding me of rain falling softly on a broad stretch of sea. I'm the lonely voyager standing on deck, and she's the sea. The sky is a blanket of gray, merging with the gray sea off on the horizon. It's hard to tell the difference between sea and sky. Between voyager and sea. Between reality and the workings of the heart.

This was something sure to be crammed full of warm secrets, like an antique clock built when peace filled the world.

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.