The great thing about suicide is that it's not one of those things you have to do now or you lose your chance. I mean, you can always do it later.

Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.

Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent tone and 30 percent noise. My voice is 95 percent noise.

I guess a drag queen's like an oil painting: You gotta stand back from it to get the full effect.

While we dance in the streets and pat ourselves on the back for being a nation great enough to reach beyond racial divides to elect our first African-American president let us not forget that we remain a nation still proudly practicing prejudice.

Theater is my temple and my religion and my act of faith. Strangers sit in a room together and believe together.

It's a wonderful world. You can't go backwards. You're always moving forward. It's the wonderful part about life. And that's terrific.