Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.

Is a gay play a play that has sex with other plays?

There's nothing I need from anyone except love and respect, and anyone who can't give me those two things has no place in my life.

Theater is my temple and my religion and my act of faith. Strangers sit in a room together and believe together.

I have a lot of faith in President Obama. The thing that seems to be true of him is that he doesn't speak when you would expect him to speak. He's very measured in his response to things. He likes to get all the facts first before he shoots his mouth off. It makes me crazy; it makes a lot of people crazy.

As soon as I started writing, other writers stopped wanting me acting in their shows - maybe they thought I was going to rewrite them.

There are easier things in life than being a drag queen. But I ain't got no choice. Try as I may, I just can't walk in flats.