I really am a theater person. That means you put something out there, and you let it go. Tomorrow night is a new performance.

Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.

Actually, I think the average voice is like 70 percent tone and 30 percent noise. My voice is 95 percent noise.

I actually may do a musical next year... not one that I've written; one that I may star in. Plus my concert and other people's work and all of a sudden you've got a very full life.

I'm sure there's going to be some material from This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I usually use that song to just introduce myself to the audience, although the patter in between the song is always different.

I have the world's worst taste in men, so now I simply have wonderful relationships of the friend kind, but trying to settle down with somebody? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm beyond that.

I don't believe in the afterlife, so I do think when somebody passes, it's worthy of note.