There are easier things in life than being a drag queen. But I ain't got no choice. Try as I may, I just can't walk in flats.

What looks absolutely fabulous in rehearsal can fall flat in front of an audience. The audience dictates what you do or don't change.

Beware of anyone who says they know. Trust me, they don't, or they wouldn't have to say they did.

With Russia about to hold the Winter Games in Sochi, the country is open to pressure. American and world leaders must speak out against Mr. Putin's attacks and the violence they foster. The Olympic Committee must demand the retraction of these laws under threat of boycott.

I'm sure there's going to be some material from This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I usually use that song to just introduce myself to the audience, although the patter in between the song is always different.

To work all the time is to be incredibly lucky.

Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.