I have great faith in the United States. It's the only country I would ever live in.

Beware of anyone who says they know. Trust me, they don't, or they wouldn't have to say they did.

How often are the perpetrators of hate-crimes discovered to be self-loathing? Valued individuals do not strike out against strangers.

I'm sure there's going to be some material from This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I usually use that song to just introduce myself to the audience, although the patter in between the song is always different.

The next time you feel you have to say, "I love you" to someone, say it to yourself - and see if you believe it.

State sanctioned marriage is a civil contract period. A contract is not a judgment of moral value. It is a legal agreement between two parties that testifies to a meeting of minds between those consenting entities. It is not a religious act or rite and so has nothing to do with Adam and Eve or Steve or even Harvey.

I am thrilled - I can't stress that enough - thrilled when I see kids getting active.