Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.
If you play golf, you are my friend.
Be brave if you lose and meek if you win.
Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
I don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.
Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you've already made the mistake.