Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.
Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.
Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.
Never try a shot you haven't practised.
A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.