When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance.

A woman's gifts will make room for her.

You can best fight any existing evil from the inside.

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it.

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

The only choice permitted us is either to be servants for $7 a week or to portray them for $700 per week.