Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance.

The entire race is usually judged by the actions of one man or woman

I don't belong on this earth. I always feel out of place - like a visitor.

When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them!

Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.

Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.

When I was 8 years old, I knew what I was going to be—an actress.