I did my best, and God did the rest.

Why should I complain about making $700 a week playing a maid? If I didn't, I'd be making $7 a week being one.

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it.

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance.

I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid.

Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.

You can best fight any existing evil from the inside.