I've played everything but a harp.

I always have the best of everything.

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance.

Every actor and actress is possessed of the absorbing passion to create something distinctive and unique.

Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump.

I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid.

You can best fight any existing evil from the inside.