Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.
To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up
The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.
If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.