...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up
I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?
I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.
There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.
According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".