Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!
Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.
...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry
The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.