If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.

Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss