I got a fascination with food.
When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.
I fell in love with a man, not a Beatle.
My personal view is that until there is a disincentive to write lies and abusive comments it's going to continue.
I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
Why are we so obsessed with celebrity culture? We have front-page news about divorces instead of front-page news about global warming, about women being abused, about children being abused. We're going on a downward spiral.