Why are we so obsessed with celebrity culture? We have front-page news about divorces instead of front-page news about global warming, about women being abused, about children being abused. We're going on a downward spiral.

Around 80 per cent of my money goes to charity.

What did the paparazzi do to Diana? They chased her and they killed her.

I made my million before I was 19!

I've done sport for a long time.

There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.