A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Her frocks are built in Paris, but she wears them with a strong English accent.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

There may have been disillusionments in the lives of the medieval saints, but they would scarcely have been better pleased if they could have foreseen that their names would be associated nowadays chiefly with racehorses and the cheaper clarets.

People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes.

I hate posterity - it's so fond of having the last word.