He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits.

A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

The revenge of an elder sister may be long in coming, but, like a South-Eastern express, it arrives in its own good time.

Her frocks are built in Paris, but she wears them with a strong English accent.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.