I hate babies. They're so human.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

All decent people live beyond their incomes; those who aren't respectable live beyond other people's; a few gifted individuals manage to do both.

No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.

I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.