Why are women so fond of raking up the past? They're as bad as tailors, who invariably remember what you owe them for a suit long after you've ceased to wear it.
Hector Hugh MunroEvery reformation must have its victims. You canโt expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigalโs return.
Hector Hugh MunroI believe I once considerably scandalized her by declaring that clear soup was a more important factor in life than a clear conscience.
Hector Hugh Munro