I always say beauty is only sin deep.

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.

But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

There are certain fixed rules that one observes for one's own comfort. For instance, never be flippantly rude to any inoffensive grey-bearded stranger that you may meet in pine forests or hotel smoking-rooms on the Continent. It always turns out to be the King of Sweden.

Sherard Blaw, the dramatist who had discovered himself, and who had given so ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.