If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits.

It is an admitted fact that the ordinary tomtit of commerce has a sounder aesthetic taste than the average female relative in the country.

No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.

Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

Her frocks are built in Paris, but she wears them with a strong English accent.

A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.