It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.

Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

A beautifully constructed borshch, such as you are going to experience presently, ought not only to banish conversation but almost to annihilate thought.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.