Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

No matter what you say about the town, and anything you say probably is true, there's never been another like it.

Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.

I can wear a hat or take it off, but either way it`s a conversation piece.

I think Lilyan (Tashman) is one of the most amusing people I know but I believe she dresses in too flamboyant a manner. Where some women wear one or two diamond clasps, she wears four!

I couldn't remember ever having seen a young man with such power, so many facets of expression, so much sheer invention as an actor.

About once every six months someone notifies me that Lucy and Desi Arnaz are separating.