Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

In this life you can take poverty, you can take failure, you can take the big things; it's the little griefs that destroy you inside.

I wasn't allowed to speak while my husband was alive, and since he's gone no one has been able to shut me up.

Lucille Ball hates the color of her hair, too, and says `I should wear a sign on my chest saying I hate it, but Technicolor demands it.'

No matter what you say about the town, and anything you say probably is true, there's never been another like it.

In anger, you look ten years older.