Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

About once every six months someone notifies me that Lucy and Desi Arnaz are separating.

Smart writers never understand why their satires on our town are never successful. What they refuse to accept is that you can't satirize a satire.

In Hollywood gratitude is Public Enemy Number One.

Ann Sothern's dressing room...was unbelievably lush and beautiful. More elegant than many homes I've been in.

Press agent - a man who hitches his braggin' to a star.

In singing, what my voice lacked in quality it made up in volume.