I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much.

I believe in sending a lot of letters and notes to friends.

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

Dirt makes a man look masculine. Let your hair blow in the wind, and all that. It's OK. All you have to do is look neat when you have to look neat.

I know why most people never get rich. They put the money ahead of the job. If you just think of the job, the money will automatically follow. This never fails.

[Suggesting her epitaph:] This is too deep for me.