That's how it always is in the entertainment industry, your feet are always treading Jello.

Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

That's how it always is in the entertainment industry, your feet are always treading Jello.

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

My mother always called me an ugly weed, so I never was aware of anything until I was older. Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful. Sometimes this works miracles.

To be a star is to own the world and all the people in it. After a taste of stardom, everything else is poverty.