Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.

Men are fine, love is fine, it's marriage I'm a little disappointed in.

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a man who could be my husband and not feel inferior.