One of my favorite people is Gypsy Rose Lee. She bears out the Biblical promise that he who has, gets. And I hope she gets a lot more.

If you use your imagination, you can look at any actress and see her nude... I hope to make you use your imagination.

I think women are concerned too much with their clothes. Men don't really care that much about women's clothes. If they like a girl, chances are they'll like her clothes.

Many people are target people. Once when Louis B. Mayer insulted me I poured a glass of water over his head.

I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to his door he is entitled to the courtesy of a visit.

Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

If I were to name my favorite pastime, I'd have to say talking about myself. I love it and I think most other people do too. We need, people like us, more listeners and less talkers.