Silence can be defined as conversation with an Englishman

I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle.

I bequeath all my property to my wife on the condition that she remarry immediately. Then there will be at least one man to regret my death.

Silence is the essential condition of happiness.

I do not murmur, even if my heart break.

There is one thing on earth more terrible than English music, and that is English painting.

God will forgive me the foolish remarks I have made about Him just as I will forgive my opponents the foolish things they have written about me, even though they are spiritually as inferior to me as I to thee, O God!