When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do.

some bosses are so greedy (for themselves only) they forget underlings are not thirteenth-century peasants who can be satisfied with a glass of mead and three festivals a year.

If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.

If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.

There is no better way to get to know someone than to have an affair ... it can save years of lunches.

If you do the best you can, no matter how bad the situation, you probably are going to come out okay.

Charm is the next best asset after looks and brains - and can almost make up for looks.