Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

you want to write a book for so many reasons ... The main reason ... is because it will make you well-known and beloved and popular and successful and famous and respected. You also write ... to make money, but that motivation is not first on the list.

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.

good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere

People never get tired of looking at beautiful pictures of gorgeous girls.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

There is no better way to get to know someone than to have an affair ... it can save years of lunches.