Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.

If you do the best you can, no matter how bad the situation, you probably are going to come out okay.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.

some bosses are so greedy (for themselves only) they forget underlings are not thirteenth-century peasants who can be satisfied with a glass of mead and three festivals a year.

You can have your titular recognition. I'll take the money and the power.