Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

You know you can't hope yourself a better life - you must take yourself there.

If you’re not a sex object, you’re in trouble.

The faster you get back to people, the less brilliant you have to be.

Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.

Talkers expand like bread dough.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.