Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

If I had to choose between sex and food, I would choose food, but I'd choose sex over nearly everything else.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

You know you can't hope yourself a better life - you must take yourself there.

If you’re not a sex object, you’re in trouble.

The faster you get back to people, the less brilliant you have to be.