Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense.

If you’re not a sex object, you’re in trouble.

Being somebody is better than not being somebody vis à vis what you want out of life. If you want to talk to interesting people and have them talk to you, and if you want enough money to live someplace pleasant and to go on trips and be able to help people you love, you simply have to be somebody.

The only thing that separates successful people from the ones who aren't is the willingness to work very, very hard.

Never expect anybody - except possibly your analyst - to be as thrilled about your sex life as you are.

Two warm bodies and one cold bottle of champagne will produce something more wonderful than would happen without the champagne.