Nearly every glamorous, wealthy, successful career woman you might envy now started out as some kind of schlep.

The only reason a man doesn't call is that he doesn't want to.

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.

When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do.

People never get tired of looking at beautiful pictures of gorgeous girls.

The only thing that separates successful people from the ones who aren't is the willingness to work very, very hard.

If you're a little mouseburger, come with me. I was a mouseburger and I will help you. You're so much more wonderful than you think. Cosmopolitan is shot full of this stuff although outsiders don't realize it. It is, in its way, an inspiration magazine.