Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody.

Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators.

Talkers expand like bread dough.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing everyone a disservice by perpetuating the idea that beautiful is better than plain, because having done everything just about that you can do, sparing no expense, and not effort, to become better looking, I know that only so much can be done.

Feeling insecure is good for you. It forces you to do something better, drives you to use all your talents.

My own philosophy is if you're not having sex, you're finished. It separates the girls from the old people.