One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

I think I'm a fairly average person, I think I have only a medium IQ. I didn't go to college, obviously.

It's unrealistic to think you can only have one good product. People are not that poor. They can buy what they want.

Being somebody is better than not being somebody vis à vis what you want out of life. If you want to talk to interesting people and have them talk to you, and if you want enough money to live someplace pleasant and to go on trips and be able to help people you love, you simply have to be somebody.

I think you keep two sets of books. In one set, you record the truth -- how well you are really doing. This is the secret set -- just for you and loved ones. In the other set are more modest entries and statements, and these are for public consumption!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing everyone a disservice by perpetuating the idea that beautiful is better than plain, because having done everything just about that you can do, sparing no expense, and not effort, to become better looking, I know that only so much can be done.

A man likes to sleep with a brainy girl. She’s a challenge. If he makes good with her, he figures he must be good himself.