Egocentrics are attracted to the inept. It gives them one more excuse for patting themselves on the back.
Helen HayesAll through the long winter, I dream of my garden. On the first day of spring, I dig my fingers deep into the soft earth. I can feel its energy, and my spirits soar.
Helen HayesAt 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!
Helen Hayes