I think Obama is handling his image very well, but I think he lacks boldness.

We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs. There's no question about that. Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall Street, are owned by the Zionists. No question in my opinion. They put their money where their mouth is...We're being pushed into a wrong direction in every way.

This is the worst President ever. He [George W. Bush] is the worst President in all of American history.

If you want to be President, decide it at the age of five, and then live accordingly.

I can remember the morning after President Nixon won re-election in 1972. His chief of staff, H.R. Haldeman, called a Cabinet meeting and told the members: 'You are all a bunch of burned-out volcanoes;' and asked for their resignations.

I think I'll work all my life. When you're having fun, why stop having fun?

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.