I don't think kids have a problem with death. It's us older ones who are nearer to it, that start being frightened.

I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my voice when provoked. And I'm not physically repressed!

People say, "You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous". Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could.

I’ve aged, but I don’t think I’ve grown up.

No, I can never rely on Tim to make me pretty.

It would be nice to really shed the corsets.

I just want to give you this one piece of advice: if you're standing and you could be sitting, sit. If you're sitting and you could be lying down, lie down.