For the last 30-plus years, I have been doing one long, uninterrupted improv.

I'm not harmful, just introspective. You can probably think I'm weird, but it's not harmful weird.

It's so painful to be next to someone you feel strongly about and know you can't say the things you want to.

Anyone who wants to help me doesn't. Anyone who wants to kill me might. Anyone who wants to love me better not.

I take the work seriously, just not myself in it.

I think about the meaning of pain. Pain is personal. It really belongs to the one feeling it. Probably the only thing that is your own. I like mine.

I can tell you exactly where the economy is going. It's going to China, Honduras, Guatemala, Cambodia, Vietnam, Cipan, and any other place where you can pay people peanuts and have them work like dogs.